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My conclusions about parking in West View
1. Trucks can park on the sidewalk
2. Vans can park on the sidewalk
3. Trucks can block the sidewalk
4. Vans can block the sidewalk
5. Signs can block the sidewalk
6. Cars from a used car lot can block the sidewalk
7. You may park in front of your property on the east side of the highway
8. You may park in front of your property, north of 479 Perry Highway
9. You may park on your property, south of 479 Perry Highway
10. Plant bushes at the property line, then you can park on your own property
11. Put in a curb adjacent to the property line, then you can park on your own property
12. If the sidewalk is blacktop, and your property is bricked, you can park on your own property
13. If your sidewalk is bricked, and your property is concrete, you are not permitted to park on your property
14. You are not permitted to park parallel to the highway, on your own property, if your address has the digits 4-7-9
15. You are permitted to park as close to the highway as possible, if the digits 4-7-9 do not appear in your address
16. Vehicles at 479 Perry Highway are not permitted to park on their own property
17. When building a new structure, make sure the building does not sit back from the property line
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Perhaps I'll buy a van so I can park on the sidewalk!
Perhaps I'll buy a truck so I can park on the sidewalk!
Maybe I'll turn my car into a big sign so I can leave it on the sidewalk!
Perhaps, I'll plant bushes at the property line, so I can park behind them!
Maybe I'll plant a vegetable garden at the front of my property!
Perhaps I'll open a used car lot, so I can park on the sidewalk!
Perhaps I'll replace the bricked area with concrete and then
brick my actual property, so I'm able to park there!
Maybe, if I just park on the sidewalk, I won't get a tag.